I’m Laine, a fortysomething former English major who is cautiously starting a blog after being told “you should write a blog!” several times. (I am fully aware that this is most likely a polite way of telling me I talk too much.) I live with my husband, Charlie, and a 16-pound cat with abandonment issues named Dennis.
In the spirit of full disclosure and transparency, I will admit I am neither fully disclosing nor transparent: Laine Keeney is a pseudonym. Why not use my real name? Well, there are people out there in my real life who don’t know I cuss as much as I do, and I’m chickenshit. Or I could be in the witness protection program. Either or.