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I’m dreaming of a white Christmas​
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I was dreaming of a white Christmas
But then global warming took its toll
Now the only thing glistening
Is the perspiration misting
On my nose, slowly down it rolls

I was dreaming of a white Christmas
But Santa’s wearing flip-flops and a thong
Thank God you can’t see it
It’s just a song
Cause no matter how you slice it, that’s just wrong

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